Hey Fellow Survivors!
Lately, I've been trying to watch some of the stuff on Television and it just make me feel so damn old because I just don't get it.
What the hell are all the Vampire Shows about, eh? Little skinny white dudes with overbites throwing each other around like rag dolls while playing the poor little innocent girls. They are just lonely, misunderstood predators who need love like everyone else.
Yeah Right!
Do all of them have to be attractive because they want to attract the prey? How about just ugly and disgusting?
And do the teeth have to be in the mouth, for tasting the blood?
Why not in the elbow and the guy becomes a hockey player (obviously for a short time)?
How about hidden mosquito barb that kills the vampire the first and last time it bites.
I'm waiting to see the “Ass Cheek Vampire”!!
His or her “teeth” are in their hands so when they “goose” an unfortunate passerby, the vampire gets a little snack and the victim barely notices it, thinking it was a pinch. About 20 or 30 of these makes a meal.
Yummy!!
Do vampires have zits? Engaging minds want to know! How about overweight vampires? Are they forced to go on a diet? “Skip a victim or two a day and you'll lose all that Bloody weight.” (Drum roll , please!)
Blade's vampires seemed a little bite more reasonable and imaginative where the vampires were the victims for a change.
What happened to that prime-time vampire soap opera (forgot it's name) that was on tv? “One Life to Live” could mean something much more sinster with vamps as the leading characters.
Well, that's it, that's all I got.
Till next time!