Dress Warm, Homeless People!!

Hey Everybody!

Your Uncle HBM here, saying; "Don't forget to put on the layers out there!"

It really is late fall and "Indian Summer" is over. Time for the long johns and tall sallys and knee-high white sox. I'm really thinking about getting some of those really cool battery-operated sox and gloves. From what I can tell, they're the bomb!

I would enjoy being able to laugh at the Arctic winds while others shiver in the cruel "hawk" (predator Chicago winds).

I also am seriously considering the "tent" set-up this winter. Yeah, Yeah. I know what you're thinking out there. "That fool HBM is gonna freeze his little worm off!"

Not. I also plan to carry some of those little candles. I was reading (yes, I can read something other than Blogs.......) a survival manual and it showed how to warm a tent with a little candle, which makes perfect sense.

I also need a self-inflating, thin floor mat to raise my body off the cold ground and spare myself the ugly specter of heat deprivation. No sense in testing the laws of Thermodynamics (I know big words too, so there).

I'm on the hunt for a Bandominium (abandoned building). My wonderful Zero degrees sleeping bag shows signs of meeting it's design limits.

Does anyone out there have one of those great Zippo handwarmers? Help your Uncle HBM out here and I won't have to show up at your house with my dirty-ass, stinky clothes and embarass the hell out of you. Imagine what the neighbors would say!

Also remember to visit my Business Site. The Holidays are coming and you will talk up a blue streak on the phone.

Until Next Time.......