Hail yes, and a Hearty Yo to you all!
Once again we find ourselves at the open doors of that Crazy Homeless Guy some people know as the Mighty HBM!
A strikingly good-looking fellow he is, leaving a trail of broken hearts everywhere he goes. He has a belly-full of laughter and is fun to be around.
Once you get past the smell, you will find him sharp and engaging, highly opinionated, and if that isn't great enough, he is always right!
Wonder of wonders!
And yes, There's More!
Walk with him as he shows off his huge living room, designed without walls to bring the outdoors in.
Marvel at his massive estate grounds which cover 3 miles of city blocks in the lovely and bucolic area known as Bronzeville, Chicago , IL.
Feel free to drop in at his airy bedroom and gawk at him as he stretches and farts in his elegant sleeping bag!
Sight-seeing just doesn't get any better than this! All this for absolutely nothing. Just click on the Link and buy a minimum of 10 calling cards and you're entered into our contest to chose some lucky individual to actually eat pot luck lunch with this famous and handsome celebrity.
Don't hesitate! Seating are going like hotcakes!
This offer is limited, so hurry up, yo! Must bring your own spoon and delousing powder. Contest winners will be notified when I get good and ready. Not liable for cutting a fool who wakes HBM. Some contents of the pot luck lunch might irritate sensitive stomachs. Don't hurt HBM, don't follow HBM home, and most importantly, give him all your money! You willbe so happy you did!
Once again we find ourselves at the open doors of that Crazy Homeless Guy some people know as the Mighty HBM!
A strikingly good-looking fellow he is, leaving a trail of broken hearts everywhere he goes. He has a belly-full of laughter and is fun to be around.
Once you get past the smell, you will find him sharp and engaging, highly opinionated, and if that isn't great enough, he is always right!
Wonder of wonders!
And yes, There's More!
Walk with him as he shows off his huge living room, designed without walls to bring the outdoors in.
Marvel at his massive estate grounds which cover 3 miles of city blocks in the lovely and bucolic area known as Bronzeville, Chicago , IL.
Feel free to drop in at his airy bedroom and gawk at him as he stretches and farts in his elegant sleeping bag!
Sight-seeing just doesn't get any better than this! All this for absolutely nothing. Just click on the Link and buy a minimum of 10 calling cards and you're entered into our contest to chose some lucky individual to actually eat pot luck lunch with this famous and handsome celebrity.
Don't hesitate! Seating are going like hotcakes!
This offer is limited, so hurry up, yo! Must bring your own spoon and delousing powder. Contest winners will be notified when I get good and ready. Not liable for cutting a fool who wakes HBM. Some contents of the pot luck lunch might irritate sensitive stomachs. Don't hurt HBM, don't follow HBM home, and most importantly, give him all your money! You willbe so happy you did!
2 comments:
Homeless,
Where the fuck are your readers? With a contest like yours, they'll be flocking to your box in no time. Or they will follow you, just waiting and watching and recording, like Mother and Rog do to me.
Also, enter my contest about an annoying little girl who bastardizes Christianity with a song that is at once annoying, cloying, and brackish!
This iLimb is the real deal. Thanks for your support.
Your biggest fan in Whistler...
Duster,
Little girl? You are as big as life to me, woman.
HBM
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