Hey Friends!!

We interrupt this episode of "The Old and the Stinky" to bring you this very important message.

Do you maintain at least a minimum $100 dollar checking account?

Do you worry yourself sick that you don't give enough to the poor and disadvantaged?

Do you get the feeling that there is a huge weight in your money pocket, so huge that your pants won't stay up?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you suffer from a little-known sickness called "givethemoneytoHBM".

This is a sickness that if not looked after immediately, could result in fast cars, faster women, big houses and even worst....a fat bank account!!

Oh the Pain!

But don't panic, help is on the way!

Thanks to a stunning discovery by a noted Doctor of BS , Dr. Takethemoneyandrun, you can finally ease that "fat wallet syndrom" that causes you to sit funny. And ladies, no longer will you be joked at for having three breasts, because of the "hidden" reserve close to your heart.

Imagine what a relief it will be to know that Junior's piggy bank is suddenly empty and easy to carry and play with.

No more annoying jingles in any of your pockets, ever!

Just call the HBM Hotline at 773-give-it-up, before it's too late.

Just listen to this testimonial!

"Uhhhhhhhhh........(drool)"

Isn't that great! Makes you want to sign over your complete assets to the old HBM, doesn't it?

For those of you who want a taste of medicine before you buy Use the business links at the left and experience the joyful release getting rid of mad money, the HBM way.

Now we return you to "the Old and the Stinky"........