Welcome to the "How to Survive The Streets" series!

Hello to my millions and millions of fans! ( Hi, Duster).

This starts the series on how to survive if you suddenly find yourself homeless on the tough side of town, like parts of the South Side of Chicago.

During the next few weeks we will discuss the passive methods of dealing with the the terrible specter of violence, pain, and hunger which is a homeless person's every day challenge.

Do you need to be homeless to use this info? Absolutely not! This info is useful to anyone, regardless of age, race or class (or lack thereof).

You will learn the do's and don'ts of dealing with the uncivilized. How to baffle dimwits and walk away unharmed. When it is appropriate to be complimentary, or dis a fool, and the risks involved.

I will make this vitally important info easy to read (for those that know at least 100 words of English).

After each supplement of this important study, you will find yourself venturing in to strange parts of the City you never thought you'd go without being armed to the teeth or without a Police dog escort.

Best of all, you will be able to hang with the mad and insane killers without appearing to be out of place or getting sliced to bits.

Imagine that!

So stay tuned until next week when "How to Survive the Streets" begins! Tell a Friend!
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This presentation has not been rated: Read at your own risk.
HBM is barely responsible for himself, never mind being responsible for literary content.

The Police Really Deserve Some Credit.

I think Chicago's Finest don't get their deserved props. They take care of a lot of things for the homeless that only those of us out here can recognize and thank them for.
When I first set up my location at the Plains on 53rd and Federal, the only time I was ever approached by the police was to see if my covered body still had life. I am just around the corner from the 51st street police station and I see a lot of cars, both plain and undercover, glide by. The presence, alone, is a serious deterrent to any would-be crime on this old man's battered frame.
I really appreciate it.
Even the people at Digbys Security have grown to recognize me. One lady even waves. Makes me feel good.
Speak intelligently and act civil and there should never be a problem with the authorities, wherever you live in this great land.
For those of you contemplating living outside, remember to get yourself a good bed sheet, even with a sleeping bag. There are nights that the sleeping bag will be too hot, but you might need cover from the biting insects.
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